Hays Code FTW


*Walking home after late and hot date*
Harry manages to nonchalantly mention that he owns a 9 inch long TELESCOPE. Then they talk a bit about Saturn.
Harry: "We will have to wait quite a while until IT rises high enough. And IT still might be hazy then"
Debora (big grin): "We can go try couldn't we"

Swooped right past the censors.

"I am like Cryptonite to men. Cryptonite dipped in cellulite!"

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Brilliant

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It hadn't occurred to me that was what he meant.

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