As a fan of the genre I was very disappointed by this movie. I understand that the genre usually involves swashbuckling with a wink and a smile, and that suits me fine. But it doesn't work when the leading man winks and smiles at the wrong moments and isn't really good at buckling his swash. Henried seemed to deliver all of his lines at the same volume, and with the same inflection. And he seemed to lack any emotional range.
The fact that the pirates seemed oblivious to the women (including the gorgeous Maureen O'Hara!) and completely content to pillage her ship was neutering beyond Disney levels. Add to that the notion that the captain of these "cutthroats" is dying to get married (without a hint of irony or euphemistic double-entendres) and that the lovely noblewoman ultimately falls for him and is content with becoming the wife of a pirate, and you end up with a story that is even more absurd than the "comic book" description of other commentators.
I could watch this joke to its end only for the costumes and the incomparable beauty of Maureen O'Hara.
John 3:16
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