Two "F"s
Phyllis: Neff is the name, isn't it?
Walter Neff: Yeah. Two "F"s, like in Philadelphia, if you know the story.
Phyllis: What story?
Walter Neff: The Philadelphia Story.
Um.... obviously "Philadelphia" doesn't have two "f"s, in fact it doesn't even have one. What does this mean?
I've seen things that would make you want to write a book on how to puke.