I have to go with...
"don't be stingy with the blintzes"
i like that line too, my school is doing it now, and i'm helping with the costumes.
shareMy school just finished the show today and i was a G-Man in it. I like the part were Ed and Essie say they have to ask Grandpa if they can have a baby, then later in the play Essis asks Ed if Grandpa said yes and then they run upstairs. It was really funny.
share[Reba's setting the table for dinner]
Reba: "Let's see...six, and Mr. DePinna, and if Mr, Kolenkov comes that'll make 8, won't it?"
[sounds of firecrackers popping, whirring and booming]
Reba: [deadpan]: Yeaaaah...I better set for 8."
Kolenkov: No one writes to me. They're all dead. It's his delivery as much as the line.
Fatima had a fetish for a wiggle in her scootshare
From the movie (don't know if this is from the play), when they're all in jail, Grandpa to Mr. Kirby: "well, you did come on the wrong night, you know."
shareHe said that in the play, and added, well the Broadway production anyway for sure, "Now TONIGHT, I'll bet you nothing will happen...maybe."
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