"Bo" was just a nickname anyway. Her birthname was Shaniqua. She acquired her nickname "Bo" because it was short for "Bogey," and Miss Peep was notorious for having a bad case of "Bogey Fever." As soon as she hit puberty she'd jump on a raft and head for Bogeyland, where she'd indulge in threesomes, DP, train action--you name it. Her best friend, Little Miss Muffet (another notorious Toyland slut, known as "the Muff"), said to her, "You'd better be careful, kid. I like rough trade as much as the next gal, but you go to Bogeyland once too often and you'll get eaten." Bo would smile slyly and say, "Too late." Bo-Peep is believed to have originated or inspired the well-known Toyland saying, "Once you've had Bogey, you don't go back." I think if she had known Barnaby had such good connections with the Bogeymen (he even had a couple of Bogeygirl mistresses, and sired a bunch of light-skinned Bogeykids), LB-P might have been more tempted to marry him.
The funny thing is that when I picture all this I picture it in black and white.
You know, you could publish a book of these and achieve a small but very enthusiastic audience!
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