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One thing JD has going for him


He can fit over 537 acorns in his cheek pouches, along with whatever he stashes in the couch. He'll never go nut hungry.

Two gay guys are talking, JD says to the other gay guy - let's play hide and seek. I'll hide. If you find me, you can screw me in my ass. I'll be behind the couch.

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I hear he is a big fan of the Ottoman Empire….

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he loves the thrill of the chaisse...

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So, you don't like J.D. That leads one to assume you're a leftist. Is making "homophobic" jokes about him acceptable because he's on the ticket you've been programmed to hate?

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whatevah - he wants to turn our country into a fascist hellscape, i make gay jokes about him - effen schtieffen, ja ?

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>>>i make gay jokes about him<<<

This is the problem with lefties though. They say such hypocritical garbage. It makes people want to vote for Trump.

Personally, I don't care for either side of the political spectrum, the country is way too polarized right now. But really, you shouldn't tell such idiotic jokes.

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I didn't call him garbage, though. Just gay, like he said himself, Woodruff.

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"fascist hellscape"

you think that about Trump and Vance? I don't think you understand domestic politics nearly as well as you think you do.

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Assholes like you already turned the country in a fascist hellscape. You just don't notice, because you are so busy with homophobia, antisemitism and warmongering...

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Homophobic? Not at all. I will make sure to couch my comments differently from now on.

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more cushion fer the pushin' - hillbilly couch fucker's elegy - pp. 57-59

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Lmao!!! 🙌🏼

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Cheek pouches? This guy puts J.D. to shame...

https://moviechat.org/nm1907769/Elon-Musk

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