The next Bond movie

This is going to sound unforgivably stupid, but I was thinking about the idea of taking 007 back to his Cold War roots, and about how I think that From Russia, With Love, is easily the best Bond film, this coming from a man who has patterned his life after James Bond. My thought: put Bond up against Boris Badinov and Natasha Fatale. They are both products of the Cold War 50s. They are all cherished from our childhood. Why the fuck not? Ian Fleming killed Bond at the end of the “From Russia” novel. Consensus acclaim raised him from the dead. Give us REAL Boris and Natasha (maybe Eva Green) up against MI6 and play it straight, and the audience will piss their nickers. Really. Think about it: what would be more entertaining than this as a live-action movie, done first class, and so COMPLETELY unexpected?

Not one damned thing.

You WANT to see Bond fuck Natasha. Admit it. It’s okay.