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So my friend babby Ray Jon the BBQ guy keeps telling me his real name Is christof Oliwa Shubert. How can I convince him hes wrong
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No hes trying to convince me that Krisof Waltz who has 2 Oscars for movies is the Crhistof Shubert who is a German Hockey player is what I am saying. But I thought movie buffs would know the difference. Also In the country from which I am from dont use social security numbered cards
shareIs Ray Jon's BBQ cooking any good?
shareWell its more the sauce that makes it good. HE wont even ask you what you want he will just throw the meat on the grill, then take it off rare, and dunk it in his sauce that he makes then bottles then makes us buy at a very increased rate
shareWell, ask him if he knows the difference between BBQ Chicken, and BBQ Beef.
shareWell of course he would know that. But he is very particular about his cooking. Last time I thought to question his methods, he said youre staying outside while we all watch the Kid Rock concert on the tv, and I said I've never missed a kid rock show on tv , and he said your missing it now! So he made me stay in the yard and blocked me car out and told Myron he crapped in my hat
shareWell then tell him, if he can tell the difference between BBQ Chicken and BBQ, then he can tell the difference between Christoph Waltz and Christoph Shubert. If he can't, then tell him to quit talking about things he doesn't know, and stick to cooking dead animals and dead animal sauce.
shareBut like I told you last time i did that, he made me go outside and everyone else got to watc the kid rock show and he through a bowl and some change pizza at me. What is dead animal sauce
shareDead animal sauce is the best.
shareTell him that you have a secret about Kid Rock, and if Ray Jon and his BBQ sauce want to know what that secret it, then he can never throw you out of a Kid Rock show again. If he wants to know the secret, and he agrees to never throw you out, then tell him that Kid Rock is actually Christop Waltz, and if he doesn't believe you, then say, "Why don't we ever see them together?"
shareYou know that is actually not a bad idea. Cause then there would be no more mock mocking and he wouldnt tell everyone I pooted em. I hate when he does that. So I f I say if you kick me out yoll never know my very special clean assed CANADIAN kid rock secret he has to let me stay and he can no longer call me moustace fart!
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