Daily Reminder: Thank you, Mr Cruz

"Brain Dead Ted Is Back" sung to the tune of "My Boyfriend's Back" first draft

He went away when the Texas power grid went down
it was freezing cold every night
And when Ted wouldn't come back to town
that just wasn't right

Brain Dead Ted is back and the power grid is in trouble
(Hey-la-day-la Brain Dead Ted is back)
You see Ted comin' you better get a solar panel
(Hey-la-day-la Brain Dead Ted is back)
Ted's been spreading lies that nothing is his fault
(Hey-la-day-la Brain Dead Ted is back)
So look out now 'cause it's so cold we are freezing our balls

(Hey-la-day-la Brain Dead Ted is back)
(Hey, he says that he's been tryin')
(But he's been laying in the Mexican sun and fryin')

Ted's been down in Acapulco
(Hey-la-day-la Brain Dead Ted is back)
Now Ted's back 'cause everyone is pissed, oh
(Hey-la-day-la Brain Dead Ted is back)
You're gonna be sorry you ever lived in Texas
(Hey-la-day-la Brain Dead Ted is back)
'Cause Ted is kinda fat and he's awful brain dead
(Hey-la-day-la Brain Dead Ted is back)

(Fat Donnie only won because he was cheatin'!)
(but he gave Brain Ted Ted a real bad beatin'!)

(What made you think he'd fix the power grid)
(You're freezing now but Ted don't give a shit)

Brain Dead Ted is back he wants to save his reputation
(Hey-la-day-la Brain Dead Ted is back)
Ted was down in Mexico on a nice warm vacation
(Hey-la, hey-la, Brain Dead Ted is back)

Yeah, Brain Dead Ted is back (La-day-la, Brain Dead Ted is back)
Look out now, yeah, Brain Dead Ted is back (La-day-la, Brain Dead Ted is back)
You can see Ted comin' and the power grid's not runnin' alright now (La-day-la, Brain Dead Ted is back)
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah (La-day-la, Brain Dead Ted is back)
Brain Dead Ted is back now (La-day-la, Brain Dead Ted is back)