The Ballad Of Brain Dead Ted
Come and listen to a story about Brain Dead Ted,
a real shitty senator but he scammed enough to keep his family fed
then one day the temperature in Texas dropped a lot
and Ted's kinfolk said, "Ted, take us some place hot!
Acapulco is where we wanna go!"
So Ted packed 'em all up and they went to Mexico!
A Cruz cruise that is
south of the border, no wall, sunny beaches
then AOC stepped in and saved the day,
she restored the power grid in Texas, what the hay,