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The Ballad Of Brain Dead Ted

posted 2 years ago by immattj (4042)
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Come and listen to a story about Brain Dead Ted,
a real shitty senator but he scammed enough to keep his family fed
then one day the temperature in Texas dropped a lot
and Ted's kinfolk said, "Ted, take us some place hot!
Acapulco is where we wanna go!"
So Ted packed 'em all up and they went to Mexico!

A Cruz cruise that is
south of the border, no wall, sunny beaches

then AOC stepped in and saved the day,
she restored the power grid in Texas, what the hay,

[–] space1999 (725) 2 years ago

ROFL!!

[–] immattj (4042) 2 years ago

It's a work in progress.
It has already had an edit since you saw it.

[–] space1999 (725) 2 years ago

LOL!

Keep it going!!

Everyone on the planet is making fun of the stinky Trump rats/pigs/monkeys that tried to overthrow the U.S Government and MURDER the Vice President!

Everyone is laughing at him and them!!

People on the Internet are having fun again FINALLY!!

You are doing God's work, sir!

You're a good a person.

[–] immattj (4042) 2 years ago

Aw shucks, it was nothing.

[–] immattj (4042) 2 years ago

I started "writing" another Brain Dead Ted Song.
"The Brain Dead Ted Bird" which is to be sung to the tune of Anne Murray's "Snowbird."

[–] Bloodshot77 (13763) 2 years ago

#DropDeadTed

[–] immattj (4042) 2 years ago

"The Brain Dead Ted Bird" to be sung to the tune of Anne Murray's "Snowbird" is my latest effort.

[–] elcamino (15540) 2 years ago

BREAKING: Republican Greg Abbott leads Democrat Beto O'Rourke by 19 points in 2022 Texas Governor General Election poll by
@blueprintpoll
(June 8-10)

[–] Bloodshot77 (13763) 2 years ago

And here comes the input from elstupido

[–] elcamino (15540) 2 years ago

Beto might still try for some office until a real beaner gets enough press to run in his place.

[–] Bloodshot77 (13763) 2 years ago

I don't care either way... just trying to get a rise out of you...