Hostile CNN interview with Anderson Cooper unravels the strange odyssey of Second Gentleman as Kamala challenges the relevance of the famed nacho chip.
Anderson: I know what you're saying.
Kamala: Well, with all due respect I don't think you have
Anderson: But, But...
Kamala: Excuse me, I'm still talking.
Anderson: Well let me interrupt you.
Kamala: What do you want me to do Anderson?
Anderson: I want you to take a gun and put it against your temple and pull the trigger and yell "Spaghetti"!
Kamala: What the? Anderson. You really want me to pull out my pistol and put it.
Anderson. No, no, Madam Vice President. I'm not suggesting anything. I'm just asking. Please.
Kamala: What the..?
Anderson: Bear with me. I know you have a lot on your plate right now. But it's simple question, do you want to kill yourself like you earlier said? *Whispers in ear* Spaghetti*
Kamala: What? No! Of course not, Doug and I have been married..
Anderson: Well, pardon me. Pardon me again Madam Vice President, are you sure you don't want your husband dead with...Spagehetti and I mean what a plate full.
Kamala: NO! of course not. I mean, come on man...I'm going to talk at length here
Anderson: I'm not trying to be crude. I'm not trying to be funny.
Kamala: It's okay. I understand.
Anderson. Thank you, Madam Vice President. You said earlier this week that you would love to tie a dog chain around a lesbian porn star, feed her a chip and then shoot both the dog and lesbian with your own very gun that you mentioned during the debate several weeks ago.
Kamala: No. Anderson. No. Uhmm, You see. No. Uh' I said earlier that I owned a glock? right?
Anderson: I'm not sure about the gun type. You made no mention of it being safely stored away.
Kamala: Well, I think I do and uh' I also own a couple of dog chains and a divorce paper
Anderson: Divorce paper?
Kamala: Or two? I don't know.
Anderson: Madam Vice President, are you suggesting in October of 2024 that you and your husband should tie up, strangle and beat a woman to death for a chip?
Kamala: Uncle Joe would have none of that.
Anderson: You said papers. As is more than one?
Kamala: Look folks...
Anderson: All right, let's welcome back our viewers from all across the U.S and the World and everyone watching on CNN.
Kamala: [holds dog chain]
Anderson: What the hell did you just do?
Kamala: I just ate a bag of Doritos. ..So sorry!