So Good Looking!!!
I nearly died when I saw him on Pirates... my thoughts were.. 'who is this adonis that just appeared on my screen??'
I was watching this movie slightly drunk and in my intoxicated stage I nicknamed him Sexy Sex...
Everytime he came in screen I though to myself... 'Oh hello there Sexy Sex, how pleasant to see you'
And then he took off his shirt... all I could do to not crumble in amazement was chomp down my popcorn and imagine doing dirty dirty things to this man...
Naughty me...
How are there even people out there that are this sexy?
You were bragging on me... You have a Dad crush on me.