80's baby reaching his midlife crisis
Richard Simmons Perm
Weird MMA hobby to try to feel young again
Outsourcing California jobs to Texas for "fairness"
Big-faced Wife you never see anymore who threw away a career to raise daughters she resent and who look way too Asian for her to love.
I'd bet a strawpenny he goes the Elon route in the next decade. Expect him to knock up a bunch of floosies.