I'd sell my soul..
If I were single, I'd sell my soul for just one night with Avgeropoulos. At least I'd have the memory to see me through eternity. Well worth a lake of fire.
(Before anyone one ask's, I never have nor would cheat on my wife. She's my North Star and reason for waking every morning.)
...and don't point your fooking tentacles at me! ~District 9