He looks like...


...an actual groundhog. And no, that’s not meant as an insult. It’s simply a fact. Chris Christie looks like a groundhog wearing a poorly-tailored human suit.

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He looks like a human fat suit, like the type they used for Mike Myers as Fat Bastard.

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Gee, I don't know... The groundhogs in my yard are cute! 🤣

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Looks like a scumbag to me, literally not even judging him as a person or by the things that he has done, just looking at the picture on the page. There is some resemblance to a groundhog though, but it doesn't flatter the groundhogs.

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He's probably controlled by little ground hogs with joysticks

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Aren’t we all?

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ha!

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