I would love to plough her and motorboat her boobies.
and her buttocks...
Oh yes ,probably the only woman where I would eat her poo.
fer sure, you know it would be big and girthy...
Gross!
Strawberries
Lol, silly XP
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Boy, that escalated quickly.
No way with the poo-eating, but I would happily have normal relations with her. I think I would want to go to the gym for a month or two first, though.
Sauna sex
"I gave her a shot in the buttocks." - Forrest Gump
But are they real? I doubt it.
http://www.dumpaday.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/motorboating-boobs.jpg TIL what motorboating means...