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You are lying if you say you don't find her hot


She has all the features of a traditionally beautiful blonde Hollywood starlet, only difference is that she has a bit more meat on her bones which she carries really well and some of which she has lost more recently. She is relatable, funny, charming and sexy. You are lying to yourself if you claim she isn't hot.

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She has all the features except beauty.... she has what 2 chins, thin lips, flat face, long face, pointy chin... Do I need to go on or can we just accept that you either suffer from poor vision or awful taste.

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She's a beast......imagine if she ever does botox.

Her skin and face look like they are ripping at the seams

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Huh? She most definitely doesn't have "all the features of a traditionally beautiful blonde Hollywood starlet". That is what the likes of Scarlett Johansson, Margot Robbie, Blake Lively, Cate Blanchett, Amber Heard, Elizabeth Debicki and others have. Amy Schumer is nowhere near that.

You are lying to yourself If you thinks she does.

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Schumer was kinda hot for about 6 months, but that was a long time ago. She's not unattractive certainly, but her expiration date of any kind of hotness has long expired.

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Cannibals find her delicious when hot.

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Oh come one, they are cannibals not goats they wont every anything... With the amount of fat in her it would be like making a meal on a walrus.

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She should lose some weight and play Cleopatra instead of Gal Gadot. I think the liberals would let her play it then.

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I would absolutely do her. I bet she's really naughty in bed.

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Yeah she looks like she would be a wild ride.

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I bet she's sexually very open minded woman and open to all kind of kinky ideas.

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Yeah, if you would call eating fried chicken dipped in mayo, while in bed "being naughty." Then sure.

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That's a deal breaker.

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Is it spicy mayo?

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i used to

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She is really hot

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i haven't seen her since the pandemic. i would probably still give her the sex but i used to find her really attractive before she hit main stream, when she was on red eye with greg gutfeld (where i first saw her) and when she was nude with c3po on gq magazine era. if you say she is still hot then i would say yes.

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Hot! https://pagesix.com/2015/07/15/amy-schumer-poses-nude-with-r2d2-and-c-3po/

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that's the one. c3po is so lucky.

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😲😖🤢🤮🤮🤮

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