So, they have these things called Jaffa cakes in the UK - orange-flavored spongecakes they sell as cookies in tubes. Well, I thought cherry jaffa cakes or strawberry jaffa cakes or even, not my favorite, raspberry jaffa cakes would be a way to go in the face of flagging sales. But no, it seems that the way to address flagging sales is to pack good ol' orange jaffa cakes in bigger, 3' tubes so that people buy more of what they're tired of. 'Course, McVities painted themselves into a corner, calling them jaffa cakes after jaffa oranges.
But that was their second mistake, jaffa oranges are seedless and 'jaffa', in that weird British way, is another term for gay.
Take 'em or leave 'em, them's my thoughts.
I've no thoughts on two brothers resembling each other. That's nature.
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