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If she was lost and they put her on a milk carton


The milk carton would have to be the size of a fucking house.

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🙄

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You do realize that they don't put the actual person on the milk carton right? I mean it's pretty obvious that if they did that they would know exactly where that person was.

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Errr, what?

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Which part can I help you to understand?

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Your entire post...If they didn't put the actual person on the milk carton, how would anyone recognize them? No photos of you exist when you were a child?

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Were you dropped on your head as a kid?

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No. Were you?

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Then how could you not realize what she was saying?

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It was so unfunny/not sarcastic at all, it didn't strike me as anywhere near a joke. I thought they had a fundamental lack of understanding of the Missing Children Milk Carton Program.

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First of all it was sarcasm to a very rude, and unnecessary post. Secondly, captainobvious said If she was lost and they put her on a milk carton not put her picture on a milk carton. But even if he did say that and my sarcasm was unneeded, I guess he is implying that pictures of larger people take up more room than other pictures.

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Oh. You attempted a joke. I thought you had learning difficulties/didn't understand the concept.

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Sarcasm is completely different to making a joke. I'm sorry you didn't understand the concept.

Perhaps you didn't find it funny, and that's fine, I didn't find the OP particularly funny either.

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I am well aware of sarcasm. It's just your comment fell so flat, it didn't resemble sarcasm in the slightest. I do find it odd you think there is a separation between sarcasm and joking. Is English your first language?

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Again, it fell flat you, but someone else understood what I was saying, so I didn't fail completely. I am going to assume that you are a native English speaker, because of you asking me if I am, and as a English speaker, I find it odd that you don't think there is a separation between sarcasm and joking. With most sarcasm depends on the listener or reader to be in on the joke. You apparently were not in on the joke.


Are you a sock of CaptainObvious?

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You literally just said "Sarcasm is completely different to making a joke". And now you admit it was a joke. Make up your mind.

Could you give me some justification for accusing me of being a sock of CaptainObvious?

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Again. I wasn't trying to be funny. I was being sarcastic. Sarcasm is being mean while disguising it as humour. It's not humour. It's similar to the passive aggressiveness you've been displaying in your responses to me.

There was no accusation, there was a question. If I was accusing you of something I would have said You are a sock. Not are you a sock?

If you would prefer, I can amend my response to the OP and say,

'Seriously CaptainObvious? Yes she is a larger woman. Pictures can be all the same size and would fit on a milk carton. You don't have to be an asshole about her size.'

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What is your reasoning behind asking me if I am a sock of CaptainObvious though?

For instance. If I asked you if you were a CCP shill, that generally implies you have demonstrated some previous history/characteristics of being a CCP shill.

Or are we just throwing out completely random questions?

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I was simply asking because something you said reminded me of another encounter that I had with CaptainObvious. That's all.

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Right. Well, for the record, I do not partake in sock accounts.

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BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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lmfao i had a teacher in gradeschool who was a 400 plus pounder if not 500 pounder. she would scare the living shit out of me. died less than a decade after i left gradeschool from being too fat

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I thought some cartons already have a picture of a cow.

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