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Does he love me?

posted 5 years ago by illnagas (457)
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I don’t recall ever meeting him but I keep hearing he loves me. This seems awkward. What should Is he looking for butt stuff? What do I say if he calls?

[–] Quasimodo (16388) 5 years ago

Does he send you flowers and chocolates ?

[–] andreaahr (2337) 5 years ago

Yes, Jesus loves you.

[–] [deleted] 5 years ago

Jesus doesn't want me for a sunbeam.

[–] liscarkat (19385) 5 years ago

He tolerates you, but he's not really into you.