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Would you let her poo on your bed?


I think that's the question we all need to ask ourselves. I think I would allow it depending on what she's eaten.

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I would let her shit on my face. No, I'm just saying I would let her sit on my face but in Sean Connery accent.

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No. No beauty or great sex is worth that kind of crazy.

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NO...ANYONE POOPS IN MY BED IS GETTING THEIR ASS KICKED.

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No.

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But you get to have sex with her whenever you want. You just have to put up with an occasional turd on your bed.

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Yes, although with her on a strict chocolate/beef diet.

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