Who will walk her down the aisle now...
that her father has decided to boycott the wedding?
shareCharles should offer to give her away. Or Phil the Greek if he can manage it.
shareTrump
shareBubbles the chimp?
shareHas she started a massive public feud with her mother yet?
shareWell, it's early in the game!
sharePersonally I think she should get her last husband to walk her down the aisle, it'd complete the symbolism of the whole walking-down-the-aisle and being transferred from one family to the next thing!
But for some reason, nobody EVER does that at second weddings.
They should hire Morgan Freeman.
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