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Thus, Up!


No one forced you to read it, Major Snots.

Credit due for one of the more brilliant retorts I've seen on this web site... and that's saying a lot, prolific lurker that I am. And good luck in your pursuit of Ms. Sarafyan, but I warn you, being of Armenian descent myself, sometimes the chicks of my pursuasion are a bit... challenging, but, of course, worth it in the end...




Right. Well, I have to-- I have to go now, Duane, because I, I'm due back on the planet Earth.

Thank you, and I should now ruin the joke (which, I soberly see now, wasn't that good to begin with) by revealing that I'm not really in hot pursuit of Ms. Sarafyan, gorgeous as she is.
I'm desperate, but not insane. I don't stalk people on the internet; I keep my stalking less high-tech, and more low-key - serpentine in the bushes, that's me.

Actually, I detected the tongue-in-cheek nature of your original post immediately- thus the at the end of my initial reply. I just really loved your super-witty anagram retort, and wanted to share my rotflmfao moment that you inspired. Ah yes, for it to be so easy to make Ms. Sarayan one's dearest via a post on her IMDB site- but there's a bit of the dreamer in all of us, n'est-ce pas, mon ami?




Right. Well, I have to-- I have to go now, Duane, because I, I'm due back on the planet Earth.

Oui, c'est tellement . . .

By the way, love the signature.
I should get one like it.
I hope to become the balding virile type, you know, as opposed to, say, the distinguished gray, unless I'm neither of those two. Unless I'm one of those guys with saliva dribbling out of his mouth who wanders into a cafeteria with a shopping bag screaming about socialism.

Lurk more, though, you're bound to find funnier ones.

By the way, love your Username (my imaginary psychoanalyst says I should give everyone at least one compliment a day, lest I keep growing morbid) - I feel I need a new one, so often the subject of ridicule is this one.
How about:

Mighty Hermaphroditë ?

Speaking of Greek Choruses, I haven't had somebody on this site say one of my posts was "funniest" whatever since my post on Justin Theroux's page, wherein I posited a scenario of opposing groups of average IMDb user's gathering in a room together declaring their passionate opinions on whether Justin Theroux is gay or not gay. It was better than it sounds.

I was booted off IMDb altogether five years ago, for one I did on Scarlet Johansson's page. Apparently, one of the usual geniuses operating as board monitor thought I was actually trying to sell Authentic Replica Johansson Vaginas.
The post wasn't pornographic, and no one had time to read it before I was fully deleted from the archives.

I've since tried almost never to offer satire on these boards. You should have read some of my hate mail! Some of it was funnier than what they were getting all huffy and homicidal-sounding about.

I, I , I. . .should go now. Thanks for reading.