She owes my good friend $4,564

A good long time family friend of mine owns a bar here in Maryland called The Blue Hill Tavern. (). It's a really nice, upscale place. One evening a few months ago, Miley Cyrus happened into the bar. She was intoxicated and also wearing barely any clothing. Her shirt was very revealing and it was evident she was lacking a bra. Her nipples were on display to all patrons of this fancy place.

The employees offered her a jacket/sports coat that they keep on hand for such occasions but Cyrus denied it, swearing at and insulting the employees. She sat down at a table, but was promptly asked to leave. Cyrus began shouting "do you know who I am?" over and over again, stumbling and slurring her words as she did.

She began throwing plate-ware around and damaging lamps, mirrors, paintings and televisions in the bar. She then took her pants off and was basically naked aside from her skimpy shirt. She pointed at her vagina shouting "It's Miley Cyrus' vagina." as she did. Many customers began to leave.

Miley then bent over in front of the bar and sprayed diarrhea all over the bar and the stools (no pun intended). It was disgusting. She then left.

Her manager made a deal with my friends, the owners,to pay them off into silence but my friends have no received the money. They don't care about that,really they just want to be paid for everything Miley broke/shat on so they can replace it all/get it cleaned.

If I can't travel freely with my drum of drugs than the terrorists have won.