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Pwinty Song Challenge

posted 3 months ago by SamNoyoun (6008)
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C'mon folks! It's pretty self-explanatory* and a fun and simple game to play...

Pwinty, I hear you calling
But I can't come home right now
Me and the boys are playing
And we just can't find the sound
Just a few more hours
And I'll be right home to you
I think I hear them calling
Oh Pwinty, what can I do?
Pwinty, what can I do?
You say you feel so empty
That our house just ain't a home
That I'm always somewhere else
And you're always there alone
Just a few more hours
And I'll be right home to you
I think I hear them calling
Oh Pwinty, what can I do?
Pwinty, what can I do?
Pwinty, I know you're lonely
And I hope you'll be alright
'Cause me and the boys will be playing all night

*The challenge is find a song with a woman's name as the title and replace said name with "Pwinty"

[–] LessThanZero87 (730) 3 months ago

Lol…What’s the challenge? What are the rules? Are we making up our own lyrics? Lol

[–] SamNoyoun (6008) a month ago

The challenge is find a song with a woman's name as the title and replace said name with "Pwinty"

My example above is the KISS classic "Beth"

Here's a little Dolly Parton number:

Pwinty, Pwinty, Pwinty, Pwinty
I'm begging of you please don't take my man
Pwinty, Pwinty, Pwinty, Pwinty
Please don't take him just because you can
Your beauty is beyond compare
With flaming locks of auburn hair
With ivory skin and eyes of emerald green
Your smile is like a breath of spring
Your voice is soft like summer rain
And I cannot compete with you
Pwinty
He talks about you in his sleep
And there's nothing I can do to keep
From crying when he calls your name
Pwinty
And I can easily understand
How you could easily take my man
But you don't know what he means to me
Pwinty
Pwinty, Pwinty, Pwinty, Pwinty
I'm begging of you please don't take my man
Pwinty, Pwinty, Pwinty, Pwinty
Please don't take him just because you can
You could have your choice of men
But I could never love again
He's the only one for me
Pwinty
I had to have this talk with you
My happiness depends on you
And whatever you decide to do
Pwinty
Pwinty, Pwinty, Pwinty, Pwinty
I'm begging of you please don't take my man
Pwinty, Pwinty, Pwinty, Pwinty
Please don't take him even though you can
Pwinty, Pwinty

[–] LessThanZero87 (730) a month ago

Lol…Oh, I see! Lol! I’m going to sit back on this one! I don’t want the thought of Pwinty messing up the lyrics of the songs I love. But, continue to do you, friend.

[–] SamNoyoun (6008) a month ago

Pwinty, you say it's all over
For you and me girl
There's a time for love
And a time for lettin' it be baby
Pwinty, you're playin' a game called
Called "hard to get" by its real name
Makin' believe that you just don't feel the same
Oh Pwinty
Pwinty, you're playin' a game
You never can win girl
You're stayin' away so I ask you
"Where you been, baby?"
Like a cat and a mouse (cat and a mouse)
From door to door and-a house to house
Don't you pretend you don't know
What I'm talking about
Were all those nights we spent together, hey hey
Only because you didn't know better
I got to know
Pwinty, you're playin' a game
You're playin' a game, playin' a game
Woah Pwinty you're playin' a game
Of hide and go seek
Pwinty you're playin' for fun
But I play for keeps, yes I do
(Pwinty, Pwinty, Pwinty)
That's a game on me, yeah
(Pwinty, Pwinty, Pwinty)
So plain to see
(Pwinty, Pwinty, Pwinty)
Janie, Janie, Janie, Janie, Janie
(Pwinty, Pwinty, Pwinty)
Why you foolin' with me, me, me
(Pwinty, Pwinty, Pwinty)
(Pwinty, Pwinty, Pwinty)
(Pwinty, Pwinty, Pwinty)
(Pwinty, Pwinty, Pwinty)

[–] LessThanZero87 (730) a month ago

Lol

[–] OnanTheBarbarian (13124) 24 days ago

[Verse 1]
Pwinty is a punk
LTZ is a runt
They both went down to Rangoon
Joined the Rice Capades

[Chorus]
And oh, I don't know why
Oh, I don't know why
Perhaps they'll die, oh yeah
Perhaps they'll die, oh yeah
Perhaps they'll die, oh yeah
Perhaps they'll die, oh yeah

[Verse 2]
Second verse, same as the first
Pwinty is a punk
LTZ is a runt
They both went down to Rangoon
Joined the Rice Capades

[Chorus]
And oh, I don't know why
Oh, I don't know why
Perhaps they'll die, oh yeah
Perhaps they'll die, oh yeah
Perhaps they'll die, oh yeah
Perhaps they'll die, oh yeah

[Verse 3]
Pwinty is a punk
LTZ is a runt
They both went down to Frisco
Joined the SLA

[Chorus]
And oh, I don't know why
Oh, I don't know why
Perhaps they'll die, oh yeah
Perhaps they'll die, oh yeah
Perhaps they'll die, oh yeah
Perhaps they'll die, oh yeah

[–] SamNoyoun (6008) 23 days ago

Nice!

[–] LessThanZero87 (730) 23 days ago

@SamNoyoun…Lol “That boy, he’s good!” (Line from, “Coming To America” Barbershop scene)

[–] LessThanZero87 (730) 23 days ago

@OnanTheBarbarian…Lol…See, I knew you liked the attention that’s why you can’t stay away from all my threads. Lol Now, that I know your true nature and no matter how you try to make it seem it’s an issue, I’m going to oblige you. Lol Keep up the good work, Daniel; Oops, I meant OnanTheBarbarian, maybe you’ll get hired as a songwriter. Lol

[–] OnanTheBarbarian (13124) 23 days ago

I knew a girl named Pwinty
I guess you could say she was a sex fiend
I met her in a hotel lobby
Masturbating with a magazine
Pwinty said, "How'd you like to waste some time?"
And I could not resist when I saw little Pwinty grind

Pwinty took me to her castle
And I just couldn't believe my eyes
She had so many devices
Everything that money could buy
She said, "Sign your name on the dotted line"
The lights went out and Pwinty started to grind

Oh, Pwinty

The castle started spinning
Or maybe it was my brain
I can't tell you what she did to me
But my body will never be the same

Oh, her lovin' will kick your behind
Oh, she'll show you no mercy
But she'll sure enough, sure enough
Show you how to grind

Darling, Pwinty
Oh

Woke up the next morning
Pwinty wasn't there
I looked all over, all I found
Was a phone number on the stairs
It said, "Thank you for a funky time
Call me up whenever you wanna grind"

Oh, Pwinty
Oh, oh

Aw, come back Pwinty, come back
Your dirty little Daniel wanna grind, grind, grind, grind
Grind, grind, grind, grind, grind

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[–] LessThanZero87 (730) 23 days ago

Lol…Daniel you got skills my man/woman…Lol

[–] SamNoyoun (6008) 23 days ago

Hey there Pwinty, what's it like in New York City?
I'm a thousand miles away, but girl, tonight you look so pretty
Yes you do
Times Square can't shine as bright as you, I swear it's true
Hey there Pwinty, don't you worry about the distance
I'm right there if you get lonely give this song another listen
Close your eyes
Listen to my voice, it's my disguise, I'm by your side
Oh, it's what you do to me
Oh, it's what you do to me
Oh, it's what you do to me
Oh, it's what you do to me, what you do to me
Hey there Pwinty, I know times are getting hard
But just believe me, girl, someday I'll pay the bills with this guitar
We'll have it good
We'll have the life we knew we would, my word is good
Hey there Pwinty, I've got so much left to say
If every simple song I wrote to you would take your breath away
I'd write it all
Even more in love with me you'd fall, we'd have it all
Oh, it's what you do to me
Oh, it's what you do to me
Oh, it's what you do to me
Oh, it's what you do to me
A thousand miles seems pretty far
But they've got planes and trains and cars
I'd walk to you if I had no other way
Our friends would all make fun of us
And we'll just laugh along because
We know that none of them have felt this way
Pwinty, I can promise you that by the time we get through
The world will never ever be the same, and you're to blame
Hey there Pwinty, you be good and don't you miss me
Two more years and you'll be done with school
And I'll be making history
Like I do
You'll know it's all because of you
We can do whatever we want to
Hey there Pwinty, here's to you
This one's for you
Oh, it's what you do to me
Oh, it's what you do to me
Oh, it's what you do to me
Oh, it's what you do to me
What you do to me
Oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh-oh, oh-oh
Oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh

[–] SamNoyoun (6008) 11 days ago

Pwinty
You don't have to put on the red light
Those days are over
You don't have to sell your body to the night
Pwinty
You don't have to wear that dress tonight
Walk the streets for money
You don't care if it's wrong or if it's right
Pwinty
You don't have to put on the red light
Pwinty
You don't have to put on the red light
Pwinty (Put on the red light)
Pwinty (Put on the red light)
Pwinty (Put on the red light)
Pwinty (Put on the red light)
Pwinty (Put on the red light)
I loved you since I knew you
I wouldn't talk down to you
I have to tell you just how I feel
I won't share you with another boy
I know my mind is made up
So put away your make up
Told you once I won't tell you again
It's a bad way
Pwinty
You don't have to put on the red light
Pwinty
You don't have to put on the red light
Pwinty (You don't have to put on the red light)
Pwinty (Put on the red light)
Pwinty (Put on the red light)
Pwinty (Put on the red light)
Pwinty (Put on the red light)
Pwinty (Put on the red light)
Pwinty (Put on the red light)
Pwinty (Put on the red light)
Pwinty (Put on the red light)
Pwinty (Put on the red light)
Pwinty (You don't have to put on the red light)
Pwinty (Put on the red light)
Pwinty (Put on the red light)
Pwinty (Put on the red light)
Pwinty (Put on the red light)