[deleted] - Alexandra Daddario Discussion

[–] ODB82 (2055) 5 years ago

I just want to stare into her beautiful eyes while she recites her wedding vows to me.

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[–] StinkyPoopyPants (3114) 5 years ago

Good grief!

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[–] TimMC (9143) 5 years ago

Your name is a bit ironic for this thread.

:-)

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[–] StinkyPoopyPants (3114) 4 years ago

My son picked it for me :) :)

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[–] TimMC (9143) 5 years ago

I have a funny feeling that she would actually be very receptive to such a generous offer.

You are a gintlman and a skoler.

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[–] L1 (1316) 5 years ago

You are NOT going to be the man.

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[–] Moonglum9 (11275) 5 years ago

I’ll bet you’re a real hit with the ladies. Does that line work for you?

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[–] whynotwriteme (7720) 5 years ago

Don't care how attractive the woman is, their ass and my tongue do not touch, ever.

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[–] ODB82 (2055) 5 years ago

It’s not bad at all. Just gotta lick a nice, clean butthole.

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[–] whynotwriteme (7720) 5 years ago

I just couldn't do it. Butts are for pooping.

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[–] ODB82 (2055) 5 years ago

You just haven’t found yourself staring eye to brown eye with the right butt.

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[–] chilone (17875) 4 years ago

Agreed. It's disgusting and can make you sick.

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[–] Zinger (2335) 5 years ago

I'd let her shit in my mouth.

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[–] ducksoup (3933) 4 years ago

Then she'll need a shot of penicillin.

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