Bees in the shower


That would make quite an uncomfortable experience.

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Gives me a buzz, personally.

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That response stung.

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You'll be OK, honey.

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AS A CANADIAN...ISN'T IT YOUR DUTY TO ONLY BATHE WHEN IT RAINS?...WHICH WOULD MAKE YOUR SHOWER THE OUTDOORS?...WHICH HAS BEES...YOU LIAR!

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It doesn't rain here.

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SO YOU STINK THEN.

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Like flowers and cotton candy.

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It beats Bees in the Porta potty. You gotta get really good with aim to survive.

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I WAS THINKING SITTING AND POOING...ANGRY SHIT COVERED BEES STINGING YOU IN THE ASS...HOLE...BALLS AND TAINT SOUNDS FUCKING HORRENDOUS.

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I didn't poop in that area during the two weeks. I just waited to get back to the barracks. Plus it wasoutside of death valley and the Temps were around 110 F. Porta potties are awful at that temp.

That's why they were there. They needed water and a way to get out of the sun.

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I ALMOST JOIED THE ARMY WITH MY BEST FRIEND NOAH...I REGRET NOT ENLISTING...BUT MY GRANDMOTHER NEEDED SOMEONE TO LOOK AFTER HER AND SUCH...SO MY FAMILY TALKD ME OUT OF IT...NOAH ACTUALLY GOT KILLED...WHICH REALLY SUCKS.

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Well, I'll add Noah's should to today's prayers.

The recruiting was hitting my high-school hard too in the late 90's. A couple guys joined, and some did as you did. It's no shame. It's not an easy job or a hard job. But it can take over priorities in your life which Is the hardest aspect. You put the mission first even as your family has needs. Next month, I'm putting my family first.

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Pollination/urination, it's all the same.

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Lol. I thought of it as duck hunt.

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