Who is he?



50 words or less, please.

Thank you!
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Ralphie was a good bowler, and a good man. He was one of us. He was a man who loved the outdoors, and bowling, and as a surfer he explored the beaches of Southern California from La Jolla to Leo Carrillo and up to Pismo. He died, he died as so many young men of his generation, before his time. In your wisdom Lord you took him. As you took so many bright, flowering young men, at Khe San, at Lan Doc and Hill 364. These young men gave their lives. And so did Donny too. Donny who loved bowling. And so, Ralph Duren May, in accordance with what we think your dying wishes might well have been, we commit your final mortal remains to the busom of the Pacific Ocean, which you loved so well. Good night, sweet prince.

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Well, that's nice.

Bowl on, My Peeps! Bowl nobley on in the starlit bowling alley in the sky!

We will see you at that golden 5&10 beyond the pearly gates. Maybe buying envelopes, or stamps or something.
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Hmmm...somethings fishy here...
Well put though...really quite well put Tex!
Touching even:)

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Honestly, I had no idea who he was. And he looks like a regular Joe when his picture came up. I now see he was a comic.

I'm more of a Margaret Cho fan, myself. But it's sad when pretty much anyone dies.
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He was pretty funny
Some guys do coke, some do affairs, some gamble, drink, fight whatever...
This poor fella went with food...it got him

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Awwwww....well, he's not the first. Nor will he be the last : (

Now where's that dessert trolly?!
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Mark it zero. Next frame.

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I'm sorry Smokey, You were over the line, that's a foul.

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He died almost a month ago already. It had to be done and you were nowhere to be found.

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Smokey, this is not Nam. This is bowling. There are rules.

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Also that's not a Pomeranian, it's a Yorkie. I don't care if he has papers.

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Although in my opinion a flawless flick...the Pomeranian part kind of still fucks with me...😄

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I think he was just speaking from the heart dude...so maybe just 'on the line?'
I say let him have it!

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This is a league game. This determines who enters the next round-robin, am I wrong?😉

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Its not 'Nam man, its bowling

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Right? How you been buddy? Finally dry out after all that nasty weather?

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Hey broheim!!
Hope all is well...yeah its been windy so the property is dry enough to mow and rake this weekend...fun shit:(
How you hanging DFeet?
Also...lets take this to PM so as to be respectful...were kinda clogging this poor dead dudes page with silliness:/

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Ya know...strikes and gutters...ups and downs;)

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