You can't make this up.
He/She/It/They was/were arrested for stealing luggage. https://nypost.com/2022/12/09/biden-nuclear-official-sam-brinton-accused-in-second-luggage-heist/
Again.
Nice choice for Energy Department official Joe. Maybe if you pick people based on outright qualification instead of boxes clicked (no pun intended), you wouldn't be embarrassing the U.S. like you do. On the other hand, the daily blunders are at least entertaining if not believable.