Who said?!
This guy could be in movies? He's ugly as sin (looks like the white trash you had hoped disappeared sometime circa '88 with the hair metal bands, the kind that always looks 10 years old then they are--is his birth date right? i thought he was more like 45!) and worse, not funny at all (nor can he act)! Where did this guy come from?! What meat packing plant or wood mill closed down and who did he thumb a ride with to Hollywood?! Wtf?!
Great Odin's raven! -- Ron Burgundy