'Jennifer Lawrence is a man!'

Shut the f__k up. Just because your Jupiter Ascending sci-fi concoction looks like a total mess, don't go 'round trying to incite interest in your impending flop by trying to say faux-shocking, outrageous things to the press. The desperation is resoundingly clear - The movie has a current Rotten Tomatoes rating of 30%, and the overall interest in the picture seems anemic at best, based on youtube trailer hits, IMDB boards, etc. - I'm not a tracking agency, as you might be able to tell, so I could be dead wrong - the movie could be hugely anticipated in all four quadrants - I just very highly doubt it.

The only REALLY shocking thing about this whole thing is that Warner Bros. would drop so much money ($200+ million!) on such a highly dubious project - I mean, the main character is ACTUALLY named Jupiter Jones...!