Speed Racer was released in 2008 and bombed. After that it was reported Larry transitioned into Lana.
Jupiter Ascending bombed last year. Now Andy is known as Lilly.
Coincidence? I think not.
Now I'm curious about what they'll become next once their future film bombs.
After the next bomb they are going to sew themselves together and become one sexless being.
shareIt' gonna be called "The Transgender Centipede".
shareAnd that movie will be a hit.
shareVincent van Gogh cut off his ear, these guys cut off their ding-dongs.
It's an artistic thing.
They'll transition back to men.
What do they call those people, transtransgendered?
They're men trapped in a woman's body trapped in a man's body.
Lilly will become Lana and Lana will become Lilly.
They're going to wrap back 'round the periodic domain and become Billy Ray and Bubba Jo, two hypermasculine NASCAR fans.
shareEvery time they flop they hack off a new appendage. They started with their dicks, next will be their limbs, and they'll be on their way to becoming The Wachowski Worms.