trump now expresses regret for picking Vance
"I never woulda picked him if I woulda known he was a couchfucker," trump candidly told Brian Kilmeade in private.
Sources from trump's inner circle reveal that what trump is most unhappy about is that sales of 'Couchfucker Elegy' have now surpassed those of 'The Are Of The Deal.'
When 'Saving Private Couchfucker' is released this fall, they say that "all bets are off" as to how trump will react.