Donald's big boy pants

Brokeahontas can't wear a suit.

When he met the Queen, his plus-sized suit jacket TWIRRLED up.

And the odds that his fly was down when that happened are high.

Why?

Because Donald wears adult diapers.

After his famous toilet paper on his shoe Air Force One appearance, Donald blew up.

One member of the White House entourage said that last year, Donald arrived at a venue where he was holding a "LOCK HER UP!" rally. But he was late. Why was he late? The plane landed on time. The plane was on the tarmac for nearly 2 hours.

Word is that Donald was on the john. But he hadn't made it in time. And while they had a change of clothes, Donald was freaking out that they weren't the RIGHT clothes.

So rather than go through that again, White House staff gives Donald the diapers ahead of time.

Can't you smell that smell? The smell of worn of skin bronzer, old man & flop sweat?

Donald "I'm fucked!" Diapers.