Felonious Donny T

Apparently, when you host a witch hunt, witches appear.

Deutsche Bank raided (THEY got Trump's financials, but Americans did not!)

Feds raid Trump Tax Attorney (Always get the bookkeepers)

Cohen pleading guilty lying to Congress (Says who?)

Cohen implicates Trump in Russia Hotel (Ruh-roh!)

Manafort & Stone busted ( 'how do we get whole?')

Trump abruptly leaves tree lighting (Diaper emergency?)

Corsi admitted he & Stone lied to Congress (John Kerry, Hillary & Obama get front row)

Trump cancels Putin meeting (His handler isn't going to like postponing Trump's job review!)

Melania runs off with Reich Wing Brazilian (dumping Barron in the Potomac? Be Best Swimmer!)