can't wait for the trump biopic

I can.

I'm already living through this nightmare. I don't need to rewatch it.

There'd have to be scenes of Trump's dressing routine & preparation to appear in public. (Think of the brief scene of Darth Vader having his helmet lifted onto his clearly damaged head.)

First, there's the spray tanning routine. We don't call him the Mango Mussolini for nothing. That blast of bronze is a bitch to keep up. The movie might have the tanning technician be comic relief- we might see the sassy tech in a daily battle with BLOTUS about his golden tanning goggles (Chinese trademark pending) that create those white raccoon eyes that somehow make the bags under his eyes look like they have bags of their own.

Does Trump's teeth bleacher come on the same day as the tanning tech? Certainly, both bleach & tan staff are there when Trump's hair manipulator arrives. That's almost a full-time job right there.

"The Art Of The Deal, The Shart Of The Presidency"