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5 reasons to become a conservative

posted 6 years ago by PeteRose (2893)
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1. You get to live in a fantasy world where nothing affects you and criminal activity is respected and praised.

2. You don't have to retain a shred of respectability, just make sure all of your cohorts are also pieces of shit so you don't appear the worst.

3. Looking like a goblin is actually a benefit.

4. Being racist is the status quo so get your hatespeech on, girl!

5. You never have to speak to your children, or any intelligent people, or women, or liberals ever again, because they don't ever want to hear from you.

[–] eYeDEF (5050) 6 years ago

LoL! This is too true. Just look at the now discredited movement of conservative evangelicals who are now proven liars and hypocrites who don't practice what they preach, as if there was ever any doubt. Jim Baker and Jimmy Swaggart should have made this all far too obvious a long time ago.

And it's no coincidence why guys like Roger Stone and Paul Manafort chose to embrace the Republican party and become "conservatives". They knew full well they could get away with far more in that murky and lawless world of Republican lobbying than they could as Democrats.

This point was driven home when Stone and Manafort had their public falling out with their Democrat partner Peter Kelly at their lobbying outfit Black, Manafort, Stone, and Kelly over their choice of sleazy clients.