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Wouldn't it be ironic if Trump was Satan himself? [joke]

posted 7 years ago by Rorikon (18391)
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I mean think about it, he's got more or less everyone fooled. What no one's heard that people report of that is negative he'll call them fake news. What no one's heard that people report of that is positive he'll take credit for. He's got the majority of the Christian base on his side. He ordered Syria bombed twice and fulfills the 7 deadly (bankruptcy) sins requirements. A lot of the people he's approved/hired have left/resigned due to some form of corruption/conflict of interest. It's like the PERFECT stage for Satan if you believe in such things. I guess this is why he's lasted so long and kept everyone hushed with payments etc.

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[–] Culburn (3638) 7 years ago

I love the big fella. He's got a great American heart. Except for the boodle he's just like me...

I have 3 sons.
My wife thinks she's the living end.
I love golf.
I hate the Media.
I got a gut.
I like tail.
I love junk food.
I like to pace the house in the middle of the nite.
I drive a Cadillac.

[–] Rorikon (18391) 7 years ago

I have over 15 million sperm.
My right hand thinks I should switch to my left.
I like (not love) golf even though I suck at it but play it from time to time.
I don't hate the media but take it as a grain of salt since we get most of our news of anything from there.
Beer gut?
Cat tail?
I love chips but should try to stay away from them but mmm the sour cream yogurt, backyard BBQ, or honey djon chips make me come back for MOAR.
I may not pace but I sure get night sweats.
I drive a pair of runners.