Trump. Baywatch.


After initially believing he was watching another installment of Shark Week, it was reported that President Trump became hugely engrossed and emotionally invested in the recent Baywatch remake. Trump was said to have grown increasingly irritable and excited as the film wore on due to his concern that one of the characters might be eaten by a shark. Once the film was over, he had to be restrained from calling The Rock and thanking him for keeping the beaches safe.

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That's odd. My source at the white house said the President would not have even seen the film if not for a miscommunication between he and his staff, with Trump initially thinking they had asked if he would like to see 1994's "Babewatch".

I did hear the part about The Rock though. So, that's confirmed.

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Yes, reports vary as to whatever his paranoia regarding sharks or a desire to watch soft core porn prompted him to see Baywatch.

In a recent update, President Trump has requested the Rock to take over as head of the US Coast Guard Academy.

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Baywatch was a great movie. Bubba enjoyed it.

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