T-rump wants "Jarvanka" out of the White House

With the departure of fifty top administrators in the T-rump White House, the field of conestants to win 'Celebrity A-Presidency' is getting narrower. After this week's resignation of Hope Hicks and Josh Raffel, it looks like Jared and Ivanka may be out as well. That may leave Mike Pence and Kellyann Conway as the finalists for Celebrity A-Presidency.

Chief-of-staff for now John Kelly has been in talks with T-rump over the past few days on the smoothest way to move his daughter/mistress and her husband back to the Big Apple. With the negative press which has been going on the past few weeks over Jared (security officially downgraded; 4 countries trying to manipulate him due to his struggling finances and his naivete), T-rump wants him out of Camp Run-a-muck.

Although he reassures the couple he doesn't want them going anywhere, sources say it's no secret he's been planning their 'departure' with Kelly behind their backs. Since taking his position last August, Kelly has been very vocal in the administration saying that he wants the couple out of the way. Sources say T-rump has been 'listening' to Kelly, but has stood by them since the inauguration. Now wanting to distance himself from Jared's troubles, it looks like it's time for them to return to Manhattan.

Bye bye Jarvanka!