Scumbag

I was engaged to a girl back in the States. And we loved to dance. We wanted to be professionals...isn't that silly? And we got an opportunity to compete on television, on Dance USA. So, we agreed that if we won, we'd get married. So, we went on, and we danced, and we won!

And, in the excitement, we got separated. So, I went back to the studio, and there they were. Naked, dancing. And then they stopped, and they made loved right there on the dance floor.

My girl, and Deney Terrio, the host of Dance USA. 😠

And ever since that day, I've lost all feeling in my legs (although I heard that there's an Austrian doctor who has a unique treatment that might be able to cure me).