He once parallel parked a train
His 2 cents is worth 37 dollars and change.
He has composed violin concertos on the piano.
Cuba imports cigars from him.
He has inside jokes with strangers.
His anecdotes have subplots.
He once had an awkward moment just to see how it would feel.
If he mispronounced your name, you would feel compelled to change it.
He built the hospital he was born in.
He is......
.....the most interesting man in the world.