Technically a midget


She looks like a fire hydrant.

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When she plays miniature golf, is it just golf?

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lol good one

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That's prejudiced against vertically-challenged folks.

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And fire plugs.

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SO?..I LIKE SHORT WOMEN...LITTLE PEOPLE ARE FINE TOO...BRIDGET POWERZ COMES TO MIND...HOTTEST LITTLE PERSON PORN STAR EVER.

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Nope. She's 5' tall and you have to be 4'10" to qualify as a dwarf. Most women would kill to be as attractive as Hayden (figuratively speaking).

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That's what I thought as well. They actually picked that height to set a limit. There are people under that height who do not qualify medically as having dwarfism. For example, medically, Emmanuel Lewis is not a dwarf, just short.

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Thanks for the clarification

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ya she's gorgeous

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Gives blow jobs standing up.

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If her head was flat enough to sit a beer on she would be perfect.

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How original...

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luv me a fire hydrant lady

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Her ex towered over her, LOL!

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You're just jealous cause you're condemned to smell like one.

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