Al Bundy - Funniest TV Character Ever???

worked at a lady shoe store as a summer job, and ends up still being there at age 40,
drives a 1974 dodge that the police tow away, lives in a house that people think is obandoned,
has a wife that takes the little money he makes, and even his favorite tv-show gets cancelled.
HA! Has there EVER been a bigger bad luck sucker in the history of television than - Mr. Al Bundy!
and his only good memory is that he scored 4 touch downs in one game back in highschool football.
man..

she could heal a fallen cripple, with a touch of her hand,
she could bring life to a dead man, left out to rot in the desert sand,
i can feel her warmth, deep down in my soul,
she puts a sunshine in my world, from wall to wall,
there doesn't seem to be anything bad, from the floor up to the sealing,
when she takes away the coldness, and all of the bad feelings,
even when she is gone, she still warms my heart or soul,
and i don't need to be fed, from any of the other doors in the hall,
one taste from her well, could heal the sick and feed the poor,
she can't be anything, but something salty sent out from heavens door.