he loves Jabba!

A Star Wars Story’s (are they going to tack this onto every non-episode installment?) Diego Luna has an adorkable Jabba obsession. I wanted to see that effervescent nerd onscreen instead of Mr. Glum Angst! Surely with all the distracting fan service cameos they could’ve thrown in a scene of Andor buying black market weapons for the Rebel Alliance from Jabba the Hutt himself. At the very least Andor could’ve sang “I Like Big Hutts” aboard Rogue One. (Also, how much better would it have been if the Ersos were Ursos & therefore bears?) The Interwuzzle has already made fan art of slave boy Cassian Andor! He seems a bit too into it, which is squicking the Hutt’s squee. Luna made the right call of preferring to French kiss Jabba over punching an Ewok in the face since nobody survives the latter. https://mattthecatania.wordpress.com/2016/12/22/collectors-edition-blog-100/

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