Ugly.


I'm ugly, but she's slammin'. Do I stand a chance?

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No, she told me she is only interested in guys who have large movie collections, love cats, and type in all capital letters.

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For a second I thought you were talking about Kowalski, but then I noticed you wrote the word "guys".

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And guys that don't like graphic emojis?

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Exactly!

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Exactly!

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We’re dudes, we’re all ugly, but you have a great sense of humor, funny slays the hot babes, go for it👍

I would like to be invited to the wedding, we are bros after all.

I’d like you to order a chocolate fountain at the Wedding party but I don’t want to come off as ‘pushy.’…but seriously, you have to rent one of those chocolate fountains and order thousands of different cookies. I’ll stand watch over the chocolate fountain and cookies like a U.S.Marine and I totally won’t eat all of it myself!

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No need to watch over the chocolate fountain. I'm planning a nude chocolate fountain competition and everyone is invited. The winner gets the leftover chocolate. Totally not gross at all.

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You are not ugly and you are hilarious so yes, you would have a chance 😊

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Should I go with this selfie?
https://www.meme-arsenal.com/memes/18e8caab1894852b7b541f4dcf19f820.jpg

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Go for it man. I bet you’ll at least get a nice smile out of her 😉.

Like the other posters said here, I think you have a chance. Just don’t expect anything.

^ My response if you saw her and asked me this at a pub or the beach or something.

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I'm scared of this happening:
https://static1.srcdn.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2020/05/Batman-Slapping-Robin-Meme-Explained.jpg

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Hey, you’ve got to prepare for everything but expect nothing. I guess some might view that slap as a success, but you would definitely die if she did that to you… You know what? I have no doubt someone is out there that would still view that as a success even with the slap/ face explosion.

Do it. If you survive, it will be a great tale to tell and you will be happy. If you don’t, and you’re not a creep, I’m sure you’ll get some sort of Marvel revival soon after.

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But what if she takes it the wrong way and I end up in this position:

https://www.europarl.europa.eu/resources/library/images/20171004PHT85303/20171004PHT85303_original.jpg

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Ooh… I mean if you’re into that…

If you’re thinking of that kind of situation then, for your own safety, you’re going to need a safety word with her before you even say ‘hello.’

Go on Samoanjoes! We’re cheering you on!

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Go for it. I recently sent Jenna Ortega some dick pics via Instagram. She hasn't responded yet but I think she is very busy and just hasn't found the time.

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I am her professional Instagram DM checker and I am absolutely disgusted that I had to see that. Also, congrats on being so well endowed.

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That's high praise

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go for it

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Idk. Are you a feminist?

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Hell no.

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