Grocery Store story

So this was actually told to me by my friend Les Baked Goods. I heard Kevin James went to a wall greens one day and how he checks the bananas to see if they are good he bites off the top first and breaks them in half and then just tosses the bad ones aside. So then the produce manager came and saw his whole produce section especially the bannana section really just ripped apart and that Kj had totally ran a foul of the whole section. So he came out with his grocery shirt and pants and name tag, and said sir I am going to have to ask you to either pay for those bananas and get out or clean up this whole section. Kevin said whilst I could easily afford it since I have a Hitch risidual check burning a whole in my fat guy sweats its not for you to have.

So then Kevin proceded to kick the manager in the grapefruit section of his pants. Kevin said he demanded to speak to the other manager in charge of who makes a big deal over when celebrities come. Kevin said he had the guniness world rekkord people come out and catagorically survey him breaking a world record. THe record was he claims to have gotten the most katchup out of those little packets. And he was such an ass about it. He said he squeezed some all over there and then licked it clean. There ius no such le manager at this store who specilaizes in celbrity visits and to pay for his canned goods and get out.

So Kevin James said I am gonna prove it, and by now he was right pissed off for two reasons. One is cause he made sick but from his butt in his sweat pants so he called his agent right there in the store. He called and started yelling at his agent about how he won't do anymore movies with Adam SAndler because he never gets to do a love scene with Katy Segal. He kept yelling and mocking the store manager and his agent.

So then, he started spilling the pre bottled bloody mary mix and saying he deserves to be treated more like a big deal and that everyone should line up to pat him on the back because he thinks hes such a good actor and should be praised.

Then he started putting his bum in the bloody mary mix that I mentioed earlier and it was soaking into his soiled pants. And the manager told him this is why he doesn't get invited to Ryan Seacrests new years eve party ever. Like ever.

This just made KJ very cross because even that DUDE WERE GETTING A DELL GUY was invited and Aaron Dell backup LE goalie from the San Jose Sharks was there. So KJ finally got Rob Schnider to come down and clean up the mess and take him home, but Rob's car got stained from what I said. And he just kept poot poot pooting the whole drive and Rob said you cant be on my show either and to bite it!