Stole Michael Cera's Career

No, that's Michael Cera you're thinking of. Jesse Eisenberg has actually demonstrated versatility in a good portion of the movies he's been a part of.

Bwahahahahahaha! Jesse Eisenberg is as awful an actor as Kristen Stewart, your other crush. He is wooden, he is boring, has awful line delivery, no change in tone, can't emote, and has zero range. He is the male version of Kristen Stewart. He plays the exact same person in every single movie he has been in and that is Jesse Eisenberg. Which is why it is so hilarious that people keep putting them in movies together when they're both heinous actors.

I think Michael Cera is much, much worse. Either they are like that in real life, or they somehow get parts which depict them as arrogant and unpleasant people. I mean there can be bad characters who are played by good actors. And vice versa. But Cera and this guy seem like they're arrogant douchebags in real life.