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Says he sold his soul to Satan

posted 3 years ago by [deleted]
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On Jimmy Kimmel about three years ago he said he sold his soul to satan for fame and riches. This explains how such a sickly-looking boy became such an unexpected success and ladies' man.

[–] bobbydallas (8522) 3 years ago

haaha

how can i make that deal? can't find no crossroads where i live ..
: (

[–] [deleted] 3 years ago

You have to head on down to the Mississippi Delta to Clarksdale at the crossroads of Highways 49 and 61. Take a black rooster. Sacrifice it at midnight and pledge your soul to the man who shows up. That's how all the greats do it.

[–] howgamer (3931) 3 years ago

Can I substitute the black rooster for a brown one?

[–] [deleted] 3 years ago

You can't fool the Horned One

[–] bobbydallas (8522) 3 years ago

only Homer Simpson can.
but he ALSO suffered the consequences..

"mmm forbiddendoughnut"

[–] chilone (17873) 3 years ago

Nope. Black cock or no deal.

[–] [deleted] 3 years ago

True

[–] TimMC (9143) 3 years ago

Good.

The change of scenery will do him well.

[–] raymondoz2007 (2098) 3 years ago

jail this fool.

[–] beavis (3249) 3 years ago

nah he cleans his butthole like everyone else.

[–] Kowalski (75537) 3 years ago

WEIRD.

[–] beavis (3249) 3 years ago

well what i'm just trying to spread the peace and love

but he probably will find a way to make money on the message like everyone else.

I find it hard to believe matt damon is a hardcore democrat but i'm just a fool trying to keep the peace I guess

[–] Kowalski (75537) 3 years ago

ALSO WEIRD.

[–] [deleted] 3 years ago

Gross.

[–] Just3Channels (185) 3 years ago

Right. Whatever you say, Kanye
LOL

[–] [deleted] 3 years ago

🤔

[–] OnanTheBarbarian (12006) 2 years ago

There's something smelly sexy about this guy. But yeah, he's also kinda creepy. Could be Satanic. Excellent observation, whoever you were.